Yet more elf sex

This being an old-numbered year, we’re off to the inlaws this Christmas. The highlight of the fortnight (for the kids at least) will be the latest evacuation of hobbity tosh that is Lord of the Rings on Christmas Eve - so this expose of “What Tolkein Really Said About Elf Sex” is topical. This is exactly the kind of reason why Tolkein is unsuitable for anyone over the age of 12, or in possession of more than one item of computing equipment.

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