The rabbit of your worst nightmares

I spotted this - ahem - object in a arty-crafty-cum-furniture shop in one of the back streets in York, and to be frank, it scared the living shit out of me. God alone knows what kind of psychological damage it could inflict on a child who’s parents were psychotic enough to have something like this in the house. It’s the kind of object that unsuspecting grandparents have lying around, and wonder why their grandchildren have nightmares whenever they come to visit.

I’m not sure what’s the most disturbing - the starey “I’m going to wind out your entrails on a stick and eat them before you as you die” eyes, or the quite frankly terrifying hook/claws for legs. I suppose it’s meant to be a coat hook or something similar, but as far as I can tell it was really designed for hanging small dead animals on. And the shotgun it’s carrying is completely unnecessary…

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