I’ll go and hand myself in, then
February 28th, 2008
The Metropolitan Police have launched a campaign to make sure we all stay frightened alert for the imminent threat of being gunned down by trigger-happy coppers blown to bits by suicide bombers.
There are several suspicious behaviour traits, apparently - taking pictures, owning more than one mobile phone, and - er - apparently, using doors.
Since at last count I had three mobile phones, at least twenty cameras of various description, and a front door, I suppose I’d better save someone else the trouble and go and hand myself in…
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